What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball?

Slam NUNk Who's their MVP Stephen Mary

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind