What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

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What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.