What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

Rubber Jokes More Rubber Jokes

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.