What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

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He was always standing up on the job!

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Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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A conductor.

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What do you call a used rubber in a church parking lot?

Family practice

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.