Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

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Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Because it's the first Indy movie.

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Why did the scarecrow get the job?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Garbage Man Jokes More Garbage Man Jokes

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.