Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
Pupperoni
Both can't take down anything.
Lightbulb.
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."