Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
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Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
A Super Saying
He heard it had de y flavor.
He was told not to play with his food.
We were thankful.
1) When I was your age...
So people can read her lips.
His lips are moving.
He pities the fool.
A lumberjack.
One with a cemetery plot.
Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.
Cause they struggle to put food on the table
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
Pasta La Vista, baby!