When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

Bola Jokes More Bola Jokes

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.