When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore?

They don't age well.

What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

Bola Jokes More Bola Jokes

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.