What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!