What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"

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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

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