Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.