Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion