Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.