How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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What did the doctor say to the angry midget?

I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.