How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl