How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl