Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

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What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.