What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Where's my freaking phone?

and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

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What's a stoners favorite marker?

A Highlighter

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?