Highlighter Jokes

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

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What's a stoners favorite marker?

A Highlighter

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

Gas Pump Jokes More Gas Pump Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!