What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

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What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!