What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

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not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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They're both crushed-asians

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

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What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.