What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!