Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

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Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?