Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

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Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.