Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition

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Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."