Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.