Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants