Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.