What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

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What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

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How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel