Montreal Canadians Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Marijuana Addict Jokes More Marijuana Addict Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Montreal Jokes More Montreal Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Leafs Jokes More Leafs Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.