Montreal Canadians Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

What do you call a black Canadian?

Just 'Canadian'.

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What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Who is driving the car?

The police.

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What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel