Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.