What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

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What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana