What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

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What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

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What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.