Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

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How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney?

You're too young to smoke!

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What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.