Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

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How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

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What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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What's black, red, and blue all over?

Rihanna.

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it