What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

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What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!