What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

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What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.