What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

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Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon