A Sturgeon
When it's past your eyes.
Because they're constant in a pool.
A Ducktor.
His diet was krill-in him.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
A sturgeon.