What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

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What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon