How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

How do you keep an idiot busy?

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Doc Jokes More Doc Jokes

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

What's Up Doc?

by Howie Dewin