How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Where do idiots go on holiday?

Twitzerland.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

Doc Jokes More Doc Jokes

What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

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by Howie Dewin