Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What do you tell someone when you give them a high five?

Here you go:

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

Bruce Lee Jokes More Bruce Lee Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Wataaahh

What is Bruce Lee's favorite food?

Whoppaaah

Punch Line Jokes More Punch Line Jokes

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.