Because he had a crack addiction.
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I was told they were sick of being subordinates.
Good buy.
Their celery!
Crate and Barrel.
He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.
Don't poop where you scoop.
You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
he threw out the W's
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
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At yeast he's a fungi.
Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot
It was a poultry amount
Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.
An immigrant.**
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."
Lack of concentration.
Subway: East flesh!
Extra virgin oil
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!
ell if I know.
I don't know but it's not rhelephant.
He had loco motives
Sherlock, homes
Chernobyl fall out..
When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.
They both have problems with delivery.
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.
None. They pay me to do it.
