They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
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That he only has a 6 inch.
For a $5 footlong.
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
Me too*
He dumped his girlfriend.
Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended
It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*
Because she can't stand up.
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
The Welsh don't know yet either.
A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.
ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/
They pasta time.
A zhuologist
I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(
You ask.
She said "ugh nothing!"