They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
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That he only has a 6 inch.
For a $5 footlong.
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
Stop laughing and reload
Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now
Go Bach and get a Handel on it!
A: There is writing on the White-out.
What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending
Criminal Intent.
PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.
Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
Because they're "heel areas" ... I'll show myself out
Pota-TOES!
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!
The mall is hiring new Santas.
He went to Jared.
because he chose from the kids menu
Jared fogle
