What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

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What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.