What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

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How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!