How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

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How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!