What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

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What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.