How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

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Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge