How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge