How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

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Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

Porridge Jokes More Porridge Jokes

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge