How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.