How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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What did Satan name his new bar?

The BeelzebPub

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.