What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

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What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.