What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.