Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!

Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

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Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!