Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.