Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!