Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

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Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!