What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.