How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.