How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

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How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him