What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Treeson Jokes More Treeson Jokes

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.