What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Treeson Jokes More Treeson Jokes

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.