What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Treeson Jokes More Treeson Jokes

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.