How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.