How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him