Because there was no point.
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.
And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Ewan
He punches the bucket
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.