What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

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What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.