What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.