What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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What do computers snack on?

micro chips

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!