What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick. :)

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

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How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

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What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk