What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!