How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il