How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il