Late Night Jokes

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

How did you sleep?

With closed eyes.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Ponder Jokes More Ponder Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Why was Kunta Kinte such a renowned philosopher?

He pondered the question "Toby, or not Toby "