just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings
They always turn out to be sub par.
No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
My zipper.
Because he is stronger than you.
They make decent one-liners.
I say Progresso at any cost.
He worked it out with a pencil.
In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.
HULK'S MASH!
One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.
