What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

When is the best time to see a dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte