What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.