What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates you for your oral hygiene?

A dent*ist*.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.