Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty