Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Bam Jokes More Bam Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Cane Jokes More Cane Jokes

What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

What do you call a pimp without a cane?

A caneless pimp.